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Seven Steps to Designing your own Diet and Becoming a Millionaire
Name your diet: Make it something sna*ppy and sure to sell such as the "Lose 10 Pounds in 10 Days Diet.
- Choose any three foods from any food groups you like.
- Go through your family photos and find the one taken of you when you just got over that bout with pneumonia. You know the one when you hardly ate for two months? That'll be your "After."
- Take a photo of you now, wearing a tent dress on a windy day, so the dress is blowing all around you. You'll look bigger that way. That will be the "Before."
- Diet Rules: You can eat any quantity of the three foods you chose, at any time of day, in whatever amounts you want.
- Tell everyone you lost all your weight on your Lose 10 Pounds in 10 Days Diet, and you've never felt better.
- Have your Before/After?Create weight loss photos flashing back and forth, before Lima-Lime horrible, after Lima-Lime, wonderful.
- Don't get trampled in the stampede to buy your new diet! Congratulations!
By Kathryn Martyn, M.NLP
From http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/weightloss-articles24.html
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