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19:27 Armstrong and Getty
Pledge of Allegiance and Anthem by Antioch Boy Scouts.
New guidelines for questioning prisoners in Iraq:
Finally…..
Officer Espinoze, gunned down as apolice officer in San Francisco, but the DA refuses to go after the death penalty.
We decided after that happened, we wanted to know what that area of town is like. There was no reason for this at all, just asking dsome guy what he was doing, and he was gunned down. So we spent tie with Espinoza's friends in the BayView?Create area. They people there hate the cops, and even shot at us while we were with them, even when we coming to help.
It's amazing the policemen who are willing to go into these areas… There is some parallel with what is going on in Iraq: Supporting the good guys who are doing good. A while back, the Sna Francisco Chronicle made it seem like the police shot a cripled man? They are clearly at war with the police.
At the candle light vigil for Zach Espinoza, a veteran police officer was moved to tears, when we were talking about the lack of support. These heros who permit us to enjoy our lives. We have law officers and the military here in numbers tonight, can we hear your support!
The crowd cheers!
The cynics in the media are not America. You are America. We are talking about these heros. The war ahead will be fought by all of us.
Some of the fight will be over ideas. In 100 years, all the history books will say is that "some americans" stopped bad things from happening. That is good enough. Our kids and grandkids will see that flag flying, and they will see our fredom throughout the land. They will see it because of the heroes and people like you and you and you……
The idea here is to have some fun.
Get to know the people who are here with you. We hope you'll take advantage of the intermissions.
"The United States".
Crowd cheers.
Now we want to introduce a good man, a friend of the Armstrong and Getty show. We had a chance to talk to him many times during the successful recall election.
I read 5 -6 newspapers every morning. Sometimes things get a little muddled. When it comes to fiscal issues, whenever I'm feeling muddled, I call Senator McClintock?Create, and I remmeber "That's Right! That's what we are supposed to be doing!"
McClintock?Create started the campaign to reduce the car tax. He authorized the current death penalty law. Polls showed most people wanted him to be governor.
A big welcome for Senator Tom McClintock?Create!
McClintock?Create remarks:
Big pleasure to be here. And looking out at all of you today. You can't call us the left coast any longer. Welcome to the Savage Nation!
The one thing the Left really can't stand: Talk radio. They can't understand it. They keep trying to imitate it, but they keep failing. It is not talk show hosts, they don't lack money either. The one thing they lack is an audience.
Let me ask this? Why is Michael Savage one of the most popular radio hosts in the country?
a. His general personality and pleasant deamanor b. His quiet approach to diversity c. He tells it like it is?
Talk raido is the town hall of this generation, and talk radio is conservative because the nation is conservative. And Michael Savage is popular because Michael Savage is right!
Years ago Nixon called us the silent majority. Talk radio has given our majority our voice, and we are silent no more, and it is about time.
Would you just look at California? Look at what they have done to our beautiful state? I want to be sure I get this right… These red doper diaper babies? Not sure what this means, but I really like it.
They are spending at record levels, and they keep running out of money. They just borrowed 15 billion. For the first time in history, more people are leaving California than coming in. The most popular destination for Californians is the middle of the Arizona and Nevada deserts. Most people think that is a better place to raise their family…. There is a reason they tested nuclear bombs there….. No conceievable act of God could wreak such ruin on our state, only acts of Government, and they have.
And what are they up to now? A university study says they want to give the vote to illegal immigrants. But that is just a university.
A senate policy study voted to lower the voting age to 14. The average 14 year old exercises better sense than the liberals in the legislatute.
They are pursuing a measure to place the principles of Feng Shui into the state building code. For those of you
The chinese art or practice of orienting objects based on a belief in
No longer enough that building stand up in an earthquake, it's important that they feel good about themselves.
Illegal in calfironia to sell unweaned birds in Pet Shops… Well nevermind… Severe penalties on anyone who wants to declaw their cats. Our pets are going to have the highest self esteem in the country.
Eventhough our children perform routinely at the bottom of test scores. They've gotten rid of all the low performing schools. The low performing schools must be called high piroity schools, They still can't read, but at least we can boast on a bumber sticker.
These same students will receive special recognition on their diplomsas if they demonstrate a commitment to "socially responsible leadership".
One growth industry is government: The california lesbian gay veterans commission.
Last year, 7500 qualified California freshman are going to be turned away for lack of funds. About 7500 illegal aliens will receive in state tuition subsidies of up to $16,000 a year, $65,000,000.. All of you who think there is something wrong with that, are obviously racists.
The good news: The people of California are finally realizing it matters who they eleect to office. There really is a difference between conservatives and liberals.
If you have too many red diaper doper babies crammed into the capital, You too can turn ytour state into something less desirable than thre middle of the nevada nuclear test range.
We're seeing a see change in the politics of this state. The recall election was just the first sign of a shifting wind. In a state where the left has dominated the agenda, reppublican candiates received a combined 62% of the vote.
Michael Savage stood behind me in that vote, and he never waivered in his support.
If any of you doubt how big a political change is occurring, 37% of my votes came from registered democrats. Even the democrats are getting it too.
Michael Savage has been in it for ten years now. And the savage nation is awakening. They want to know if you belong to ther party of freedom or big government.
One thing became crystal clear during the recall: Democracies are an awesome thing once they are aroused. When things are ok, public apathy and special interests control. That's just people going about the normal business of life. But when a crisis approaches, that’s when you see the true strength of the democracy emerge. One by one, individual citizens sense a common danger, and set aside their own routines because they have to to save their country.
April 1775 - Column of British - without phones or faxes or email, word spread to all the hamlets and villages and homes, the farmers and people gathered to conrfont the most powerful army in the world.
And not because they wanted to, but because they had to, because the situation became intolerable, because they had to. We are seeing the civic equivalent of that. We have phones and faxes and internet, and all the other talk shows that are rallying the great american majority.
Let this period, let tyhis moment, be our road from Concord.
If you're ready, lets take our country back.
Armstrong and Getty will talk to Tom McClintock?Create in the morning on Monday….
Look at the flag.
Flags around the world symbolize various things… Our flag just means America, it means freedom, everything that America is.
20:23pm break....
Check out http://www.chromedomezone.com for news from the wife of one of our soldiers in Iraq.
Reverse throw of the underwear outt to the crowd…
Introducing Michael's Son, Russ Savage.
My dad is so motivated because of people like you. You must fire him up, and let him know you love him. You will get the show of your life.
Who out here is in the Paul Revere Society?
I want us to say hello to the people around us.
So, Ladies and Gentlemen! Who are we hear to see?
Without further ado… Our leader….
Michael Savage….
Stuck at a red light… a bum in the way… ."Will work for oil"
It's sanfrancisco.. .He's more sacred than a sacred car. I might as well sit here until this homeless people decideds to be unsacred. Lets' look at the news today….
This garbade from the morning. The Old York Times….
Pinchy Solzberger… A sacred shrine in Iraq… And evil soldier in the picture…. Lets see what Pinchy has to say. The crap on our churches, they have no respect for our sacred shrines.
Commander bars coercisve tactics in interrogation…. They will have to be given doggy bags, some other kinds of bags, water, they are being given all sorts of things.
Let's hear it for Lori England, the Leash Chick!
Come on, she had a good time over there in Iraq. Everything she was doing, they are acting like they were shocked. "Multiple sex partners?" Diane Feinstein, the day before she is speaking before a gay and lesbian club with multiple sex partners.
These are tough interrogations? My father put me through tougher interrogations when I was 16… My mom sititng there with a bread knife.
"Are you ready to go yet sir? Red light, gotta read the news…. Might as well get out in the traffic here, and do the news together.
Michael is wearing a cowboy hat, blue pants, courdoroy jacket.
"I have a question for this crowd? Does anyone give a shit for the Iraqi's? "
Crowd: NO!
"I need a drink…."
Another one, another fair and balanced… San Jose Jerk Knees News…
Fighting nears sacred sites. Have they ever refered to a church on the front page as sacred in your lifetime?
An Iraqi man runs for cover in front of a shrine it Imam Carballa? Why do I give a shit about Iman hussein?
If this was an uncensored event, I've got something else to day… In Iraq they are talking about saints and sacred sites….
Cleric? How about, 'Fat bastard in a burka"
Friday prayers were cancelled at the Shrine, because of the threat of fighting….
Oh Fod, please forgive me…
More learning for us to go through…
Battles at aj-najah.. .What is with the hyphenated names? How about something like Jonestown! I'll pay for the cool aid.
While I am stuck here in Traffic I might as well have a cup of coffee….
This is a nice crowd for a small auditorium…
You know why I love this Cadillac? You know what I'm going to say don't you…. The chrome was thick and the women were straight!
Tanks blast into Al-sadars lair.
Misreads Shi'ite as shit.
How many people in this audience are democrats?
It's ok… Remember we are the conservatives. We don't kill innocent people.
Do each and every one of you have a little American flag? Can I see them….
You know what this look like to a democrat, they think they are at a Nazi Bund meeting! Democrats would think there is something wrong with this picture.
My son Russ started the Paul Revere society. Russ ran for office as a republican, 5 years ago. The people said thing to him that he'd never heard in hus life, all because he had an ® next to his name. I told him to leave politics, build a business, and then go back to Politics.
McClintock?Create is a great man.
IF you can't afford college go to work!
Crowd cheers!
Hmmm.. New rules… The marines must wear panties to interrogate the prisoners…
If the enemy is willing to die for his cause, and we are not willing to kill for our, they will win.
If we are there, let's win! Otherwise lets get the hell out of there.
Is one more American life worth it? I'm going to vote for George Bush, and Kerry represents a dangerous move back to Jimmy Carter. I don't want to go back to diversity training from this war.
Why isn't Bush winning this war?
The homeless man is laying on the ground going to sleep… "Not ready yet, sir?"
I would like to know, by my poll from you, how many of you, just a random sample of the audience, what an audience, this is great, how many of you want to see Rumsfeld go or stay….
Crowd is overwhelming to keep Rumsfeld.
Can I tell you what happened today on the way to this theatre? I'm a very spirital man, I believe in signs.
There is a boat 100 feet from the house, 20 people on the boat, going fishing for salmon. The salmon are coming in.. The salmon will shoot the rapids, and die anywhere. You might as well eat them.
Why do Salmon do this kiling themselves to spawn? What is that? I just don't understand it. Nature is incredible. I like nature because everything is so weird.
There is a boat, 20 people on it. I figure they are salmon fishing.. I see a cleric. They are throwing ashes off the boat, next to my house. Do you care they throw ashes off my house. You shouldn't. IT's a bad omen.
So now I come to the event… You heard about the van I bought…. Dead battery, despite the new battery last week! Junkies have dead batteries man! Radio pople don't have dead batteries! I had to leave the van, come back in the good old Ford.
This is act 1… The car. I have three acts. You like it so far?
I need another sip of coffee… The cofee girl is here…. Come on coffee girl.. .Lets hear it for the coffee girl.
That's not french champagne… That's coffee in the bottle.
Another question… How many people like KNEW better than that other rotten station I was on… The guys I work with now are the best guys ever. The others I worked were the worse corporate scum sucking… You get the message… I loved the other station, they were liberals running a conservative station… These guys are really conservatives!
USA! USA! USA!
I hear the low throb, men of all color, white black asian, they got one thing in common: They are all American!
I want to see those B1s and B52 flying over fallujah… I want to see it leafleted three days in advance to the fat cleric, you've got three days, then we will decimate this area… You've pushed America too Far!!!!
We've got the power and the people, and the people have the will. IF the government doesn't have the will, the F#$#$#$ people do!
I am so sick of the weakling government we've given the power to. I am so sick of them not having the guts to use their power. But they are sending our men there to die. To fight with rules against those who have no rules.
The Israelis went into Gaza, a couple of their guys got killed, and bastards on the other side wouldn't give back the body parts. A second APG went in, and got blown up… The other side is playing by the rules of an insect, a smart insect…. This has been going on forever in Nature, the one organism means the weak spot. When I say Tarantula, none of us like tha,t but ther eis a smaller insect that gets under the tarantula, goes for the weak spot, and lays the eggs there.
We're like a tarantula with a weak spot, and they know how to exploit it. Do you know what the weak spot is? Liberalism. That weak spot is insanity.
Liberalism is a mental disorder!
When you show your enemy your weak spot, is that insanity? Huess what the enemy will do. The other side is not esstupid, they wille xploit it. Why are we letting them. I don't get it.
You may not know it, but I know it. In this audience is FBI, CIA, etc. God bless all of you. I want a message sent ot the highest office in the government, we have given you the power, and we want you to use it. We don’t want any more of our boys to die…. It is a disaster when they die for nothing because of politically correct constraints put around their throats.
Mr Bush! Stop Fundraising! Become the commander in chief…. Everyone is telling us expect another attack. Why? There are ways to stop it. We can stop another attack, we can stop it!
How amny in the audience are armed, how many have weapons at home?
Crowd cheers!
Why aren't we asked to be part of the solutions…..
Let me hear a sheeple sound….
Someone got so excited from my ideas… He fainted… dOn't worry… He is fine.. He's a liberal looking for sympathy….
Look at this guy… Will work for Oil…
What is the matter with this guy… .You look like a strapping young guy! What happened! Alcohol!
So Mr. Bush , as I was saying, we are right wingers, and we vote right! Mr Bush, you've had rap artists to the white house, but you haven't have talk show conservative hosts to the white house. We are voting for one thing… We want to hear the sound of B1s rumbling towards Fallujah!
We can't take an unrequited conflict… How the Israels have taken so long, without having a national suicide, I don’t know… We can't take it. We need a resolution…We need general Patten, not General Bullshit.
The guys over there can do the job.
So to conclude! This particular portion of the evening….. I like darkness… I am anight person!
Are you a night person?
I love the outdoors, I try to adapt… Don't work for me… I wait for darkness….
My mom put me to bed at 4pm, telling me it is nighttime…. She made it night time, pulled the shades….
Mom passed in December, and I had my first mothers day without her, I didn't have a guilt trip to on the phone.
Let's hear it for American Moms! They are the greatest…
I think, I know how to get my friend off the ground…. I have a secret way… Be nice we are compassionate conservatives…..
Sir… Here is yhour oil… Will work for oil… This guy is a great actor… Hear is your oil…..
break
Ladies and gentleman, once again, Michael Savage….
Michael Savage comes onto stage in his living room…..
Michael watching the news channels…
Oh God the Israelis hit the Islamic Jihad… Shut up tokyo Rose! This one is a real tokyo rose….
I like the eye glasses on this girl… Great ass…. Why are they showing her ass on an eye glasses commercial…
What I love, is what you do with the clicker… You jumping between everyone… backpackers.. Susy ormand… I know it's sex in the snow… two guys.. Oh sorry… Range rover… Oh, that it was a saab ad… Any lesbians? Please stand up….. I don't understand the connection between lesbians and saabs..
What is this show on Snick… This is what my children watch?
Assholes.. They fired me for nothing……
Let me tell you about the inside story of the TV thing…
The top guys loved me. The middle guys were sabotaging me from day one.
At a july 4th show… Anyoen up on the berm there… the school depository.. IS Mr. Magruder in the house?
So the guy calls, and curses me. I asked the guy if he was a sodomite, and he said yes, so I said get aids and die… He could have been a heterosexual! It wasn't anti-gay…
I was in a car 20 years ago, a woman with a bun… The woman died… Got and even better pension… She was a good woman.. So she says to be in the car, Can I ask you a question? What do homosexuals do together?
What's this? What's this…
I love court TV… Every night another butchering in the bedroom, bullet casing, and the wife didn't do it….
If I get a savage channel,. I'll get Lassie, lassie you fag, come here, let me ask you question man? You've been around a long time? Are you boy a girl?
I love home tv and take a crappy room and turn it into absolute garbage.
Italian soccer..
Rush limbaugh….
Japanese language TV…. I didn't make this happen. It's what I go through every night.. .Sour starburst… UCHK….
Picture this, you are sitting here as an al queda member, sitting in a diry motel, sitting in the room ervery nigtht with a clicker, and this what you gotta see.
Hey akmed? You think these people are dangerous? They all need viagra! They are all impotent. They are all worrying about heart attacks and heart burn, and we'll bllow them up tommrorow first!
Lets see if Larry selzer is back….
Who si this moron… Always on the rode, guys like this with their prostates removed, they all fought in normandy…..
I don’t want to live to get my prostrate removed…. Can't get it up… All you can use is a xerox machine…
Am I being a little too rough with you?
No!!!!
I told you it wouldn't dirty…
What's this? Napoleon was black? I didn't know that….
It's so racist! Watch….
E channelll.. .you are supposed to eat you heart out because you don’t look like her…
"Akmed! What a country…"
Lets go on a trip with the travel chanel… How are you Hal.. You are well built for a young man… Bob you are a good looking boy… Bob don't give me that look..
Ride em cowboy… That's american… [flips to a rodeo]
My idea for war on terror is to capture osama bin laden and put him on a bull..
Put all these terrorist in the prison, and give them a choice, panties, leashes, or ride a bull in Colorado! We're going to tie them onto the bull.. .That's might idea of running the prison.
Exercise channel… That's anice channel when I g oto sleep.
What is this friends… If you were a terorrist….
Mexican chanell…
Where is Larry King… It's boring. Lets see what is on TV…. I don't like the Disney channel, this is kiddy porn. They make believe this is about the mice, but it isn't. I don't trust Eisner.
Guatemala vs. Nicauraga…
Selling gold bullion… Oh bullshit, cut it out!
Rings, $200… In my fathers store they were $3.
Swarzeneger, raising spending to not lower taxes to raise spending by….
Switched to evangelist… Oh shut up..
Rule in radio: I violated 100 times…. You make a demo tape… The program directors give it 16 seconds… How long do you give a channel a chance…
Doctor on TV… Must be selling hard ons...
Oh this woman wants open space… She's complaining there is not enough open space… between her… teeth…
A civil rights conference?
Who goes to these bookstores to listen to authors…. Dancing between sisters, this is the title of this book… Look how serious the guy is taking notes.
I go back to the guy… He is so boring… The makeup woman is better… IS this in chinese, my hearing is going….
David Hemmingway… Guns are bad for public health…. Epidemic of gun violence
Moron ! Idiot!!
He wants the CDC… MORON!
The makeup lady is more interesting…
I want to see the food channel… This is not food…. There is a bug on the plate! Ther eis something bmoving on that plate! Looks like a tarantula! Disgusting!
If they served that to my mother, she'd run out screaming! There is no hawaiin food like that!
I love the fake justice… It's the best….
Here's Larry Selzer….
Larry Smick interviewing Tim Putz… A real reliable source….
Suze Orman… What is she selling now? Nipple rings?
Mideast Turmoil! Jews decide to live! What a horror for the world!
Lets watch the guatamalians vs, the nicauraguans….
Flea medications….
I'm going to read from Isaiah 13… You wont believe what you hear in Isaiah compared to this delusional stuff…. It's called the burden of babylon.. How many people know that Iraq is Babylon?
Tell me if you think this is correct…..
The day of the lord is at hand….
The day of the Lords Wrath comes forth….
The moon shall not shine….
I will cause the arrogance of the proud to cease…
I will make the heavens to tremble….
And the earth shall be shaken out of her place….
My question to the audience is: Who is on the receiving side?
God is not a politically vengeful being… God is a vengeful god…
Shall it be Allah? Or will it be the God of Jesus?
When I grew up, I was a student of religion, I respected all fo the religions… When I see one religion involved in every terrorist act on earth, what kind of F#$#$#$ religion teaches this? What teaches to blow up other peoples children>? What teaches people to cut the throat of someone as he cries for his life…
Play it for them… That's Mr. Berg… As his neck is being cut by the religion of peace.
I am asking for the great number of people who have not been hijaccked to stand up and tell us.
I am waiting, I will wait a long time… I don’t need votes, so I will speak like an american. While we are sitting here like good americans, why did you come here?
To hear me say things that you think are going on in the world?
You see the vultures circling the nation… You see the graves of those who died for us, being spit upon.
I read this the opther night… About the soldiers buried in other countries, and I feel strongly about it, and I know I owe my freedom of speech to them. We owe our safety tonight to the thin blue line.. Let's hear it for the police.. WE will have a moment of silence for Isaac Espinoza, gunned down by a rat bastard, and the DA wont go for the death penalty… We feel the vultures, we understand we are vulnerable, that the politicians while wasnting to live, we don’t have the protections that we do…
We are vulnerable because of liberalism… They are going to kill us with their stupidiy…
I am a bioligist by training… Every animal seek the soft spot of it's enemy. Our soft spot: Liberalism.. There are very small numbers of them floating around us… Every time we see the truth, they scream racism…
In San Francisco…. Round of applause for our officers….
I know when I walk the streets of San Francisco, When I walk the streets, I know theere is a thin blue line nbetween me and the enemy. That thin blue line is a blue beretta… IT's the cops I hang out with. I don’t hang with the chief or the captains.. I like to hang with the guys on the street.
Audience Applause!
How many in the audience are active military… Stand up and be counted!
Audience Applause!
I want to do something that I feel is really important… Pay respect to those who have died in previous conflicts, and those dying in iraq because of weakness of our politicians…
Taps….
It's real… It's not television….
We are facing a very dangerous future….
I had a good senator from Oklahoma the other night… He said the things that needed to be said. You are like the pebbles in a calm stream. Have you ever seen the ripples that go out there?
Something you can do to save this country: Tell your friends…
I am a real asshole wherever I go. My family hates me. Embarassed as kids, but now they understand….
Wheevere I you are….
If you talk about, everything you say spreads out…
Thousand or more years they are cutting the heads off people, for a thousand years… I don’t understand it….
Who will hunt them down and bring them to justice….
WE need the B1 to hunt them down!
Are you falling asleep yet?
I have a question for the religious people? Did I offend you? I'm sorry…
God was a passionate God, he was earthy… The original thing was very lusty.. .I don’t mean with everoyne, but god knew we are wild animals in side….
If I see National Enquire, the IQ goes down by 40 points….
You need to talk about things where you go.. You don’t have to yell and scream and be like me…
I went ot a restaurant the other day, Thai food…
Audio recording started: 9:57 PM Saturday, May 15, 2004
How many in this audience were cub scouts or boy scouts….
My new attack dog… The new snowy…. Little black miniature poodle…
Three days at my house…
I Asked for champaigne, but my assitant brings the dog.
They want Spongelly? You want to see how he would solve the war on terror….
Where's my assistant… Can you come out with a glass of coffee?
Where are the infants? Take them out of here… They are noisy…
Acknowledge fire fighters…..
Is there any asshole here who hates me, that would like to rush the stage…. My security is great….
Back to watching the TV….
Prisoner abuse… john kerry… prisoner abuse.. Prisoner abuse… john kerry….. That's all the news is…
Prisoner abuse scandal…
Why is he still on? IT's hours later! Doesn't he have that drunkish look… Look how prissy he is…
John Ashcroft! Let's hear it for him!
How many people are having a good time?
Look at these outfits on the girls on the weather channel….
Look at these geeeks….
I have nothing against gay people, but they all look alike… An israeli gay… they look the same…
This outfit, 49 cents on sale… .I don’t like Geraldos mustache… Boring.. I don't watch horse racing…
I love the monkey shows… I learn a lot… I have to turn back to the bible…. 1200 raisins a day… That's how they don’t have to take tablets like I do….
This monkey likes to take it…..
This monkey bends over for the green grass… And this monkey takes it home in a doggy bag….
This monkey is calling for….
This is so boring….
Everything is dirty… This is horrible… Sexual inuendo…. They work it in everywhere… They monkey turning up the nehind… Then you click back…
Enough of this... I'll read from Leviticus....
"If a man shall lie with a beast... He shall be put death...." Ooops... Can't do this....
I'll do John Scongelly.....
This completes act #2....
My mother would never refer to me by name....
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