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Hum DiseaseHum DiseaseHum disease is actually a spectrum of disorders, a syndrome, affecting the musically challenged. It is a leading cause of discordant sound produced by sufferers who often ask others to guess the name of incoherent oral melodies. Usually includes bad timing, as well as off key, wrong pitch, oral soundiation.
Discovered in 2008 by Dr. Garnet Chaney, it is found to affect a large percentage of the population, for example most of the people appearing on programs like "American Idol", as well as subway users of personal sound devices such as iPods, mp3 players, and iPhones.
Frequent question of patients affected with hum disease:
Veneers are largely ineffective in dealing with hum disease, although some people have had success in reducing the embarrassment of hum disease by practicing hum improvement with the use of personal recording devices such as tape recorders and mp3 players. Such devices have been shown to be ineffective if the user wears head phones and hums while merely listening to music, as such use only serves to cause suffering in the surrounding people.
The government believes that bulimia can cause hum disease:
Dr. Garnet Chaney has found that hum disease is closely related to the inability to make the cheek popping sound. Studies in comedy and class clowns, by Dr. George Carlin, have found that loss of ability to pop the cheek is the first thing that goes on a class clown.
A search of the literature shows great interest in creating an animal model for hum disease. Dr. Chaney has looked into a feline model for the disease by studying purring in cats. However, current research finding is that most house cats are capable of purring when given adequate manual and oral stimulation (i.e. tasty snacks).
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