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Doctor Jokes

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• Man: Doctor, I wanna get married. Can me a full examination please?
  
• Doctor: Sure, lets start with your head.

• This blonde rang up the doctor and asked, "Doc, would you check if I left my panties behind in your examination room?"
• The doctor looked around and said, "No, they are not here." "oh," replied the blonde, "then I must have left them at the dentists."

• The doctor jumped from the bed, got dressed and said to his wife, "Quick, get me my medical bag, some ,an just phoned and said he can't live without me."
• "Take it easydear, " said his wife, "that call was for me."

• The nervous blonde sat on the dentist's chair to have her tooth pulled out. Seeing so many instruments, she got frightened.
• "Doc! She said, "I would rather have a baby than pull my teeth out!"
• The horny dentist said "Well, hurry up and make your mind so I can adjust the chair accordingly!"

• "Doctor, my son admits he has caught cholera from kissing the maid!"
• "Well, young people do reckless things some times."
• "Yes I know, but I've been kissing the maid myself!"
• "Too bad"
• "And whats more, I've been kissing my wife!"
• "What!?!?" Oh my goodness, now we all have it!"

• A kiasu couple visited a clinic. They asked the doctor" Doctor, can we have sex in front of you? Can you check whether we are doing it correctly?
• The doctor agreed and charged a fee of $150 dollars. The following week, the same thing happened, followed by the next.
• The doctor finaly wanted and explanation from the couple. The man explained "Of we have sex in her house, her husband

A doctor only gave a man six months to live. The poor guy couldn't pay his bills in that time so the doctor gave him six more months.

Patient:Doc, gimme something that will stimulate me, excite me, put me in the fighting spirit! Doc:Dont worry, you'll find that in your bill.

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